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Yeet cheese board.
« on: March 24, 2019, 12:14:09 AM »
My brother in laws birthday came up. He’s in his early twenties and is just about to move in to his own place with his missus.

Wanted to make him something that was a little more grown up, but also funny and also relatively cheap haha.

He’s one of those kids that start using meme words in real life ironically, but then irony turns in to reality and then can’t stop using those words un-ironically.

Decided a fancy “Yeet” cheese board would do the trick, because it’s utterly ridiculous.

For those of you not in the know, Yeet started as something you might shout when you throw something to get extra distance (As opposed to shouting “Kobe!”  for extra precision).

It’s evolved to be a word that is an exclamation of excitement, a noun, and used as a substitute for most verbs.

Dude1: Aw man it's the last track meet! I'm so pumped! I'm just gonna YEET down that track!
Dude2: Geez I'm nervous. I hope I don't screw this up...
Dude1: You just gotta get into the feel of it dude! Just get that yeet flowing!
Dude2: Yeah... you're right! yeet... YEET!

The past tense of yeet is yote.
So after he yeets the cheese to the table, and the all cheese has been yeeted by the guests, the cheese has been...

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